April 17, 2006
Gardania asks:
i know this guy and one minute he's pretty nice and the next he's an ass with sand in his vagina. any advice?

Guy with a vagina. Hmmmm.
(1) Tell him to get a sex change. 
(2) No more beach sex.

March 27, 2006
Li'l Me asks:
Dear Viv
This guy that I've been friends with for a while sent me an email after I wrote him (being on holidays) that I had cut 8 inches off my hair. This is what he wrote to me.
"Wow, so you really cut your hair that short? I can hardly wait to see your new look. Now you can show off you SEXY neck".
When I got back from my holiday and he saw my new hairstyle; he couldnt take his eyes off me. He said I looked really good; and then he walked up to me and started rubbing my big toe (I was wearing sandals). Then he said I had really nice toes; and that most women's toes were not as cute as mine.
So what do you think? Do you think he likes me as more than a friend or am I reading way too much into this?

Does he like you more than just a friend? Duh! There is no need to read in to anything here. The signals are clear. Check out "Take Me" by KISS. Luv Viv (And, I also have a toe fetish...actually, a fetish for every part of a woman haha)

March 25, 2006
Hot 'n bothered asks:
Dear Viv,
I travelled a long way to see this guy for a long weekend. We had a great time but now that I'm back home, I can't stop thinking about all the fun stuff we did on his couch, in his bed, in his shower etc. How do I proceed in my daily life with these sexy film reels constantly playing in my head?

Well now.....oh my. You sound like the kind of woman for Viv Vivian. Actually, the couch WAS pretty rockin, eh?   Luv, Viv

March 20, 2006
Jenny asks:
Viv,
Is "pooty" the same as "booty" and is one better to get or give than the other?

In my line of work, "booty" is usually refered to a female's arse. "Pooty" is a funnier way of saying 'sex appeal' or any part on the female or male torso that is sexy to you. But to simplify things, let's just say they're the same thing. It's all about the sex. C'mon, America, you blokes are WAY too uptight. Someone gets naked at Wimbeldon (or any public gathering) and it makes CNN. What a bloody good laugh we all have here in London at your expense. Fookin' yanks. Surrender the pooty. To Viv.

March 20, 2006
Cutie in the Country asks:
So, I am living in the country (which doesn't exactallly fit my party girl lifestyle) and besides the occasional bonfire and consuming mass quantities of alcoholic beverage, there is not too much to do to consume my many hours of boredom. Here is my dilemma. I was asked to move to California with a co-worker of mine and a couple of mutual friends. The problem is, he is super hot (I am nowhere near hideous myself) and when we are alone, we can't keep our hands off of each other. We manage to keep our cool when we are working and when we are out, but as soon as we get home and everyone is gone...........that is a totally different story. So, what should I do? Move to California and escape this hellishly boring place, or move to FL so I could jam out to your shows every weekend?
Love Ya! Cutie in the Country

Move to Florida. California? 2 expensive. 2 many earthquakes. Not enough rock n roll. And you can jam out with us here. That is the best of all. Check out "Move To The City" off G N R Lies. Luv, Viv

March 11, 2006
Kinky Katie asks:
I'm 14 and my boyfriend is only 11. i really love him but everyone is calling me a cradle snatcher and i feel awkward when i am with him now. they won't leave us alone. and i also worked out that we can't legally have sex till i'm 20 and he's 16/17! should i dump him? please reply soon i'm desperate!

OK, simple solution. You're both too young for any of this stuff, especially your 'boyfriend'. You are a cradle snatcher, but it isn't too late to redeem your sinful ways. Check out "Christeen Sixteen" by KISS. Good luck.

Feb 20, 2006
Salamandra asks:
Why is reckless abondonment so much fun? will i ever grow tired of my wayward exploits?

The only way to grow tired of one's wayward, naughty, sinful exploits is to stop for 5 seconds and take a breath. Then, you'll start thinking about life, and realize that getting the pooty is not the most important thing in life. (but it is)!  Luv viv .

Jan 26, 2006
Mark asks:
hi viv my name is mark im 19 and im a male ... im dating a girl we dated for 2 years on and off we broke up over this past summer and over the summer she did stuff thats bothering me now in our relationship she had sex w. a total of 3 guys multiable times and messed around w/ 3 other guys she told me everything b4 we got back together and it botheres me alot i dont know whwat to do i talked to her about it and shes there for me and all but i dont know what to do i need some advice the only reason im w/ her is because i really love her anyother girl i would tell leave me alone but i need something that will help over that break up i only messed around w/ 2 girls but we didnt have sex or ne thing like that i dont know what to do help me out please

Okay, simple advice.....get yourself some new pooty. 19 is the young love age, so be carefull that the chicks don't drive you insane. There's PLENTY of time for that later.

Jan 25, 2006
Kona writes:
I have a wonnderful husband named Jason and he always fulfills my needs.We are so in love. I want to play dirty with women all the time too. Know any women who like to play?

I wish. Luv Viv

Jan 25, 2006
Embarass asks:
So, what's on your mind?: I am 16/F. At home I don't use panty or any thing underneath to feel relax . I feel uncomfortable always wearing so many things, my skin not so good with elastic materials. Few days back I was alone at home in my room wearing frock, no panty. Door bell rang , my uncle was there. We were sitting in living room on opposite sofas and have a chat on various topics as he visited almost after two months. After about one hour suddenly my mind sparked and I realized that I was without underwear and uncle must have seen my private parts. So I swiftly change my sitting position. Uncle left the home after half an hour. This incident was worst for me. I am feeling embarrassment as my uncle might think about my acts and character. Please advice me what should I do for my piece of mind. Should I explain my uncle the situation.

Pure accident. Think any more on this subject and it will get too weird. - Viv

Jan 25, 2006
Rockstar Fan writes:
Ey, Viv
Saw you show, ey.  Rocking.
This isent really a question, its more of a statement..Im from Canada, and over here we dont use AOL.

Canada....home of Rush, Triumph, Wayne Gretzky and "Strange Brew"  Take off to the great white north, you hosers! - Viv

Jan 25, 2006
Gonzalas asks:
HeyViv
I have this talking problem
Italkwaytoofastandmywordsstumbleovereachother
Itisjustahabit
HowcanIstopthis?

Talk is cheap. You wanna speak slower, do what Ozzy tells you to do in the song "Sweet Leaf" - Viv

Jan 25, 2006
no gardener writes:
I am growing some herbs and peppers in a pot, the kind that come with the seeds and dirt therefore you just add water. I followed the directions that came with the pots but mold, the white fuzzy kind, it steadily growing over the dirt and plants in the pot. What did I do wrong? How can I fix it? Thanks

Go organic. Don't let something like bad pot ruin your day. - Viv

Jan 25, 2006
to o fatio asks:
is it true that chicken has no carbs? what type of chicken is it exactly?

Rhode island red is the chicken way to go. Rhode island red. - Viv

Jan 23, 2006
Naughty in NC asks:
Dear Viv (is that from the Young Ones, by the way?), I am thinking of visiting the Jacksonville, Florida area and was wondering if there are any local attractions you would suggest to make the trip memorable?

Local attractions? Yeah. My place. Or any of our gigs. "The Young Ones" rocks. Luv,Viv

Jan 8, 2006
mandala asks:
i had amazing sex with my neighbor/co-worker last night. is it really possible to fuck your "friends" after age 30? we communicate wonderfully, and i really don't want to play married with anyone. do you think we can actually pull this off and stay "sane" or am i just fooling myself? please help.

Yes it is possible. Don't fool yourself, Sally, because there is always drama. Who it comes from is the first obstacle. Goodluck 'cause I know the power you have over the minds of the lucky few.  Luv foreva.....Viv

Jan 8, 2006
single and hating it! asks:
There is this guy I really like and I am pretty sure he likes me too...But it never goes much further than some flirting.I am shy and will never make the first move...so should I move on and not worry about him anymore?

Whos is the harder flirt? Make the move and I'm sure he won't be disappointed.   Love, Viv